MY STORY

I started as a regular cat – lazy days, chasing mice.

Then, disaster struck. Sea creatures attacked, rival cats stole my wife, and I needed to step up.

After some serious gym time, I became a muscle-bound hero, and my adventures went viral.

Now, you can grab a piece of the action with posters, shirts, and more from my epic journey.

LEGENDARY GEAR

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